Nov 1, - dances, so. OK, guys- where is the "nastiest" strip club(s) in America? The Crazy Horse in San Francisco has mostly full body contact. When I went I've only been to the block twice in my 8 years in Baltimore. I hear it. Fantasies Nightclub and Sports Bar is the best strip club in Baltimore, Maryland. best adult nightclub in Baltimore is because we bring you the best full nude.